Conversation with Nate, who came to chemistry class
with me:
Me: "We gotta get in before the lecture
starts!"
Nate: “LECTURE?? You are getting a LECTURE?"
Me: "Yeah...when the professor talks and I take
notes."
Nate: "Whew! I thought you were getting a
LLLLECTUUURRRE!"
Conversation with Gracie, who has waded up to her
knees in the water fully clothed:
Me: "Gracie! What. Are. You. DOING!!"
Gracie: "I AM...WASHING MY SHOES!!"
Conversation with Gracie who loves McDonalds hash
browns:
Me: "Okay Gracie we can get hash browns. Do you
want one or two?"
Gracie: "Two!"
Me: "Are you going to eat two?"
Gracie: "Yep!"
Me: "Do you want orange juice?"
Gracie: "Yep!"
Me: "Are you going to drink it?"
"Gracie: Nope!"
Me: "Then why do you want one?"
Gracie: "Because you said I could have
one!!"
Me: "Yes but if you have no intention of drinking
it...."
Gracie: "Maybe I better not get one."
Quote from dad as we wait for the doctor: "These
damned doctors are passing me around like a cheap bottle of wine in a hobo
jungle!"
Conversation with Gracie on both of our first days of
school.
Me: "Did you make any friends at school,
Gracie?"
Gracie: "Yep. Did you make any friends at school
Gramma?"
Me: "Yep. I made one. Her name is Amanda!"
Gracie: "You made just ONE friend Gramma?"
Apparently Gracie is concerned I won't make friends at
school. I had to reassure her I would be okay. :)
Countdown to Grannies Great Gatlinburg Vacay with
Nathan and Gracie! Taking dad to my sisters house, then its off to seriously
push some boundaries in these kids. Super hero star gazers arent born. They are
created entirely by Grammas. So looking forward to the conversation of three
generations in the same vehicle for 9 hours.
Conversation with dad on our way to Tennessee:
Me: "Okay dad, we are transporting Win Shuellers Bar Cheese across state lines. If we get pulled over, I'm shoving it down your pants"
Conversation with Nate on the Southern accents:
"Gramma, everybody here talks with a weird accent."
Nate: "Actually Nate, YOU are the weird accent
here. Haha!
Conversation with Nate:
Nate: "Gramma, can we watch MTV?"
Me: "No!"
Nate: "Why not?"
Me: "Because it is mindless...fluff. Lets watch
some Duck Dynasty."
Conversation with Gracie in the hotel room:
Gracie: "Gramma, did you know that if you pick up
the phone, a lady on the other end will bring you food so you can eat in your
bed...AND if you say "I want you to change my sheets," she HAS to
come and do it PRONTO!
Conversation with Gracie as we pass Gatlinburg haunted
mansion:
Gracie: "Gramma, can we go in that whore
house?"
Me: "WHAT??! Bahaha! That's a haunted house
Gracie!"
Conversation with Gracie:
Gracie: "Gramma I am hungry."
Me: "Okay. We can go to get something when Nate
gets up."
Gracie: "Alright. But for now I am eating gum
'cause my teeth need to chew on something." :
Quote from Gracie as we pull in to the Gatlinburg
Hilton: "We can do ANYTHING here...except smoke..we can't smoke..."
Quote from Gracie: "My mom says you can't play
with your food, but that's all some kids wanna do...play with their food and
whine."
Quote from Gracie this morning as she butters toast
for great grandpa: "My toast tastes just like homemade!"
Conversation with Nathan at my sister Debbie’s Tennessee home:
Nate: "Gramma, there is some bell going off out
here.."
Me: "What? A bell?"
Nate: "Yeah. What is that? It keeps going
off..."
Me: "Thats the house telephone Nate! Havent you
ever heard a telephone ring?"
Me: "Nope."
My how things have changed!
Conversation with Gracie as we cross the Tennessee
state line:
Me: "Finally! We are in Tennessee. Gracie, how
many states did we go through!"
"Gracie: All of them..."
Can't argue with that!
Conversation with Gracie:
"Gramma are we in Intucky yet?"
Me: "Nope. And it is KENtucky."
(40 minutes later)
Gracie: "Gramma, are we in Nantucky yet?"
Me: "Yes and it's KENTUCKY!"
Gracie: "That's a weird name!"
Random comments on the 12 HOUR drive back home from Gatlinburg with my dad, Nate and Gracie:
Me: "Gracie, are you DRINKING maple syrup?"
Gracie: "I was just thirsty."
Me: "Knock it off!"
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Dad: "He was a limp dick no good drunk."
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Me: "Ya know dad, not EVERY great grand dad gets vacation with the great grand kids."
Dad: "Yyyyeeeep.’
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"Turn around and SIT DOWN!"
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Me: "Why don’t you like him?"
Dad: "Because I hate that bast**d!"
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Gracie: "I have to poop...oh...too late..."
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"Are we there yet?"
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Nate: "Who farted?""Gramma? Maybe it was Grandpa."
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"How much longer?"
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Gracie: "Im hungry Gramma!"
Me: "Here, drink some maple syrup..."
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Me: "We made it home! No flat tires, no construction, no FELONIES!"
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Quote from Gracie as we arrive home: "Thanks for keeping me alive, Gramma."
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