Sethy and Gracie

Conversation with Gracie:

Gracie: "WHOA..Grammma...I have GROWN! Yesterday I was only this tall...Today I am THIS TALL. Hmmm... Musta been that cupcake I ate."

Warning: PG post. Names have been changed. Conversation with Gracie who is just livid:

Gracie: "Gramma! Suzi said John showed her his wiener!"

Me: "He did whaaaat?? Well, That's just WRONG!"

Gracie: "Yeah! And you know what else??!! He DIDN'T EVEN WASH HIS HANDS AFTER!!"

(Horrified yet laughing at the same time)

Gracie's critique of a music video: "She is pretty. I like that ones dress. Good dancer! I think that one is drunk."

Conversation with Gracie:

Me: "So Gracie, tell me some of the dreams you have had lately...I know you ate ice cream in Paris. What else have you done?"

Gracie: "I pooped on a chicken...."

Conversation with Gracie this afternoon:

Gracie: "Gramma, can I stay the night tonight?"

Me: "Not tonight. I want to spend time with Grandpa. He has not had Gramma for FIVE WHOLE DAYS!"

Gracie: "But I havent had you for SEVEN! And that is a WHOLE WEEK!"

(She had a point, but shortly thereafter, Gracie crawled in my lap when I was holding her little sister, who proceeded to scream and push Gracie off my lap)

Me: "Uh oh Gracie, I think Millie wants you off my lap..."

Gracie: "It is.. SO HARD sharing Gramma's! *sigh*

Conversation with Gracie as I am getting dressed:

Gracie: "GRAMMA! Put some underwear on!"

Me: "I HAVE underwear on."

Gracie: "Those are GRANDPAS!"

"Me: WHAT?! No! These are MINE!"

Gracie: "Oh....Uhhh..I REALLY like your underwear Gramma...hehe"

Me: "It's a little late for that, don't ya think Gracie?"

Gracie: "Hehe....yeah..hehehe. What's wrong with your bra gramma..."

Me: "Get out of here!”

Conversation with Gracie:

Me: "Gracie! Quit splashing in the tub!"

Gracie: "Is this splashing?"

Me: "YES!"

Gracie: "How bout this?"

Me: "YES!"

Gracie: "THIS??"

Me: "YES!"

Gracie: "Is THIS splashing?"

Me: "YES!"

Gracie: "What about THIS?"

Me: "YES!"

Gracie: "Do you think THIS is splashing?"

Me: "YES!"

Gracie: "THIS?"

Me: "YES!!!!!"

Gracie: "Buttheads! Anybody want me to get out of the tub?"

Me: "YEEEES!!!"

Conversation with Sethy:

Me: "But sethy, you have SUPER POWERS!"

Sethy: "No. My Super Powers will be gone ALL WEEK..."

Me: "How come?"

Sethy: “Because EVERYBODY knows who I am now.,.(sigh)"

Me: "Wow. Must be hard being a super hero..."

Sethy: "Well, I will STILL be Iron Man."

Thank goodness mankind is safe for another week!

Conversation with Gracie as she gives me the Gracie version of what REALLY happened to the dinosaurs:

Me: "Huh Gracie. I guess I never thought of that before.."

Gracie: "Its a good thing you got a grandaughter that knows EVERYTHING Gramma! Now can I have a piggy back ride?"

Conversation with Gracie while shopping:

Gracie: "I promise if you get me that Gramma, I will do chores..THREE chores.."

Me: "Okay Gracie. Three chores."

Gracie: "Okay Gramma. Carrying out my bag to the car is one of them..."

Conversation with Gracie when she vents her reading frustration: "When I was in preschool EVERYBODY could read better than me. Now I’m in kindergarten and I CANT BELIEVE I am STILL reading Dick and Jane!"

Conversation with Sethy:

Sethy: "Gramma! I AM DONE POOPING!!"

Me: "What do you want ME to do about it?"

(silence)

Sethy: "IM DOOONE!"

Me: "What am I supposed to do now? What does mommy do?"

Sethy: "hehe Wipe my butt."

Me: "But you have Super Powers! Don’t Super Powers let you wipe your OWN butt?"

Sethy: "They are broken right now..."

Me: "Pretty convenient if you ask me Sethers...."